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The Last Stand 2 in Full Screen July 11, 2008 I reluctantly hand over the "Coolest Dude Ever" trophy to this guy:
July 6, 2008 Well, it's getting hot enough outside to start looking forward to Fall, and with Fall comes the lifeblood of the Southeast, COLLEGE FOOTBALL! Being from Tuscaloosa and being married to the lovely Tina Milligan, college football is woven into everything we participate in from September til December and then one Bowl Gameday in the new year. When Tina and I married, we chose the only weekend that Fall that the Crimson Tide wasn't playing. When invited to a wedding that falls on the weekend of, not only during the game but anywhere near, gametime, Tina scoffs, rolls her eyes, and mutters some unintelligible curse under her breath. One subject that needs to be discussed is "Rivalry". Of course, we want to drag Auburn all over that hallowed ground we know and love, Mecca of college football, home to more National Championships than ANY other college football team, Bryant-Denny Stadium! But on October 25th, Alabama fans will have one thing on their minds. Beating Phil "The Great Pumpkin" Fulmer's Tennessee Volunteers. I used to hate Auburn, as every red-blooded Tuscaloosa boy is taught from birth, but there isn't enough hate in my heart to hate them with the usual passion anymore because all that hate is currently being used up by the Vols. Not only is Fulmer a rat that took immunity from his own shady dealings to throw Alabama to the NCAA wolves, their fans are rude, obnoxious hillbillies that throw garbage on our beautiful campus when there are trash bins right within walking...well for Tennessee make that "spitting" distance. They act like badasses until, finally fed up with their intolerable behavior, an Alabama fan has to stretch a few of them out on the Quad. Their colors are terrible. It looks like someone is having a deer drive and everyone's hunter's orange was washed on the "fade" cycle. Other than a few misled sorority girls, their women weigh in at a cool 250 average, and that's field dressed, folks. Yes, Vol orange camo makes your asses look bigger, girls! But their are three things I respect Tennessee for (Forgive me Bear, for I have sinned) : 1) They love the game of football more than Momma. 2) They consistently have a powerhouse team and will whip your ass if you don't bring it, and I mean bring it on EVERY play! 3) They hate Alabama every bit as much as we hate them. But that being said, I wouldn't piss on a Vol if he was on fire unless I could piss straight lighter fluid. It's these assholes that prove we are better fans and keep Crimson Tide staff and players busting their asses for us year round. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!
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July 1, 2008 I'm about to uncover something that is probably going to get somebody killed. I am already a marked man so what the hell... Fast food restaurants are out to get me. I believe it is a BLACK-OPS operation started by the evil dictator, The Burger King. Ronald McDonald, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Long John Silver, Wendy, and I'm starting to think The Big Green Taco Casa Cactus have all been contracted for this clandestine operation. Operation: FUCK UP THEXY'S ORDER or F.U.T.O. for short. Some of my operatives have uncovered a training film that is being shown to new fast food employees that has my pictures and aliases listed. These people are good. I sent my wife to get me a Wendy's double with no onions. When she returned, you guessed it, onions!!! I put on a disguise and went to Long John Silver's. I ordered the 2 piece fish dinner. There was no fish, I was given chicken, and only 1 piece!! A group of us ordered some tacos from Taco Bell. I wanted soft tacos, and you better believe it, I got hard-shelled!!! I don't know who to turn to, please someone send some reinforcements or at least a Whopper made MY FUCKING WAY!!!!!!! I'll hold out as long as I can but I'm growing weaker everyday..... bt...over
June 26, 2008
In newspaper interviews published last weekend, Mitch Winehouse, the singer, Amy Winehouse's father, said his daughter had damaged her lungs and developed early-stage emphysema as a consequence of allegedly smoking crack cocaine and cigarettes. And I give shit because.....? This chick is a crackhead, her boyfriend is in jail for being a crackhead, she sings like shit, she's ugly as pootin' in church, and she looks like a cross between Arthur Fonzarelli and Chandler Bing's girlfriend Janice (ok I know the characters on Friends, yeah I'm a hopeless faggot). Everytime some no-talent skank does something to further shame herself, it's all over the news. Our world is in chaos and we're reading about this wanna-be hooker. Well, this blog entry is over, I feel as if I, too, am giving attention to a chick that I wouldn't even bother to scrape off my shoe. bt.....over June 26, 2008 Black conservative talk show host, Armstrong Williams, who has never voted for a single Democrat his whole life, told AP, “I don’t necessarily like his (Obama's) policies; I don’t like much that he advocates, but for the first time in my life, history thrusts me to really seriously think about it. I can honestly say I have no idea who I’m going to pull that lever for in November. And to me, that’s incredible. Among black conservatives. They tell me privately, it would be very hard to vote against him in November.” Surely I read this wrong!! If you disagree with everything he says but you're going to vote for him anyway? You should be the the poster boy for fuck-tard politician. Here's a picture of this numb nuts: pic. It's guys like this that will do the wrong thing because his friends will talk about him at parties if he doesn't vote for the "black guy". Hope this uninformed polesmoker has a bomb shelter. History should thrust you to vote for the guy that won't let us get donkey-punched by Iran or North Korea, you idiot.
bt...over June 25, 2008 I
LOVE HER:
Tham
needs to see this again: And finally ...(Play "Tough Guys" by REO Speedwagon
before watching.....) bt.....over
June 24, 2008 Don Imus is in the hot seat again. He and another radio personality were on the air and the other reporter was listing PacMan Jones' arrest record (6 arrests) and Don Imus asked "What color is he?" He was slammed for making a racial slur. Imus responded by saying that on the air Tuesday he was trying to "make a sarcastic point" about unfair treatment of blacks in the criminal justice system but had been misunderstood. This is the same guy who in 2007 called the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed Ho's". His reply to that remark was : "I'm a good person, but I said a bad thing, but these young women deserve to know that it was not said with malice." OK now Don Imus is not only in the hot seat, he is a wrinkled up, pedaphilic-looking pussy that has a set of nuts while on the air, but the moment someone gets their feelings hurt, he turns into this "aww the poor black man can't get a break even though he had a college scholarship, God-given talent on the field, more money than he could ever spend, and his dumb ass isn't in jail" bleeding heart. Give me a break Imus. Trade in your cock for an apron that says "I Love Black People But I Talk Shit About Them When I Have A Bad Day." or a skin tight spaghetti-strap tank top that reads "I Didn't Call You A Nigger, I Said Don't Be Such A Nagger." bt.....over
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